Fresh Meat March 2025

Jammer

I once got a sunburn indoors...in England

The Jewish space laser

College counselor (with special expertise in working with LD students) and goth jewelry maker

Bethesda, MD

My derby name came first, and then my proximity to FSRD was beshert!

No

Frequent FSRD vendor, Go with Goth

Taking a nap and then drinking as large a bubble tea as I can find

Shouldering and stepping through the seams in a tripod with all of the strength of an angry college counselor during application season

Shenanikan Skywalker

"It's just a flesh wound" - The Black Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

On the iceberg that sank the Titanic: I wouldn't overheat for once!

Every time someone falls, they have to dramatically say their own name like a Pokémon