2024

Coach/NSO

My first date with my wife, Zombabe, was at one of her games and that is also where I proposed 2 years later

I have a shark tooth on one wrist and a cow skull on another, so Z was like “oh look, surf n turf!” So my name started as that. And then, people started calling me Turf for short (yikes) instead of Surf. So I decided to change it to All Surf No TERF.

2017

I work with animals as a veterinary technician

I am from St. Marys, PA

The community, the vibes, the competitive nature

I help out with Team Maryland

I am usually on the bench in some capacity (LUM, jam, 3rd base, or stats) or I am volunteering as an NSO

I usually make notes in my notebook of lines if I’m on the bench to make a better visual for myself and play nonsense games on my phone

Being goofy

Oooooof, I really don’t know if I have one since I don’t skate. But my favorite professional skaters are Violet Knockout, Optimus Grime, and Falcon Punch

On a beach somewhere in the Caribbean