Shank The Tank
She wipes her bubble butt with adversity its the one the only Shank the Tank!
Name & Number: Shank the Tank #87
Preferred Position: Booty Blocker
Hometown: Homegrown in MoCo with a brief stint with the Amish
What I do in the real world: I makes my monies teaching and making art. . . but nobody pays me to be a wife, mother or coach; I just do that stuff fo' free.
Secret Talent: I'm a third generation private pilot and master potter that can clap with one hand. I also have secret gypsy powers which I can use to acquire fine unicorn accessories. I also have the ability to light my farts on fire, but haven't in a while because last time I burnt a perfect hole right through my spandex leggings.
Notable Injuries: I have bled for my team... I have thrown up in numerous bags... I have broken fingers and one time took a skate to the side of the head...
Likes: Taking nappies, not having to deal with things, pillow forts, spending the time, sequins and sportsmanlike conduct.
Dislikes: Haters, zombies and bad drivers.