Name & Number: Jeneral Kaos, 4✫
Preferred Position: Jammer/Blocker
Hometown: Takoma Park, MD & Pittsfield, MA
What you do in the real world: I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you...
Secret Talent: Whirling dervish (this may be not so secret)
Notable Injuries: I am probably one of the few people to have ever broken a toe and actually had to have surgery for it (this was pre-derby)
Likes: Derby, chocolate chip cookies, fluffy things, my derby teammates and our awesome fans, books, music, derby, opportunities to escape from reality, food, my family, derby
Dislikes: Mean people, micromanagement, getting up really early unless there’s a good reason (work does not count as a good reason), wearing mid-calf length dresses or pants