T'was brillig- Whack, too late. It's Jabber Whacky
Name & Number: Jabber Whacky 1000
Preferred Position: Just yell at me to tell me where I'm supposed to be!
Hometown: Derby, NY (yep, for realz)
What you do in the real world: Nerd
Secret Talent: Seal Calls
Notable Injuries: I refuse to talk about this kind of thing. It's bad luck.
Likes: Eventing (horses), hiking, differential equations
Dislikes: Taking it all too seriously. I'm here to have fun!