Shots from her are best served with ice!
Name & Number: Bourbon Bruiser 24
Preferred Position: Exuding sportsmanlike conduct from my toestops to my pointy shoulders
Hometown: Georgetown, KY
What I Do In Real Life: Grumble a lot about life working in pro-football while keeping the Internet from imploding on Redskins.com
Secret Talent: Getting hit in the face. Touching Jackie Treehorn where it matters. Losing contact lenses. Transitional dancing to Major Lazer. Beating preppy boys in dance-offs.
Notable Injuries: That time I blew out my left leg’s MCL and ankle then had to wait two hours while a teammate got lost in Richmond trying to find her car to drive me three blocks to the hospital...
Likes: Neon. Jumping things. Animal noises. Even numbers. Farms. Singing to myself while I jam. Challenges. Kentucky. Animals.
Dislikes: Every driver in the DMV. The color red. Children losing stuffed animals.