Name & Number: Axle Greaser 40 oz.
Preferred Position: Jean Shorted Blocker/Pivot
Hometown: Honolulu, Hawaii
What you do in the real world: I make sure the masses have fresh haircuts
Secret Talent: Nothing I do is secret. I’m like a bull in a china shop
Notable Injuries: Both shoulders have been dislocated and my jaw pops out slightly from time to time
Likes: Aretha Franklin and Jean Shorts
Dislikes: Bad Hair Days